|T. Rex: I like oil best. I also like vodka. But not in the same glass. I suppose that I could learn to love a Faberge egg. Once we make a deal with Russia, we’ll be able to afford many Faberge eggs for the future Donald Trump Presidential Museum… um, I mean when Exxon Mobil makes a deal with Russia…
Me: President Putin, what about the allegations that Russia hacked the U.S. election to ensure Mighty Mouth’s victory?
Mighty Mouth: Utter nonsense. Why would anyone vote for Midas Mouth when they could vote for me? My hair is much better than hers. Everyone wanted to vote for me because I have good hair. Once I am inaugurated, we are going to market Mighty Mouth Wigs. It will be magnificent. Wait and see. And don’t forget to buy one. You will really shine when you have hair like mine.
Me: OK, thank you for sharing.
Mighty Mouth: You will really shine when you have hair like mine. That could be a song. The Naked Cowboy could sing it. He is a fabulous musician. Just fabulous.
|Vladimir Putin: My buddy D.J. Fenix will produce an anthem for the event. He will make an anthem worthy of the man who will make sure that the oil is… um… who will be a great president.
|Stay tuned for another interview with President-Elect Mighty Mouth and friends before the inauguration.