Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was tall and gorgeous and, oddly enough, didn’t have a boyfriend. Well, she probably didn’t have a boyfriend because the supply of princes had reached the level of nonexistent. There was a serious prince shortage. Her parents, the king and the queen, spent a lot of time traveling to other kingdoms to try to find a boyfriend for the lovely, yet somewhat self-absorbed, princess.
One day, the princess, who was once again on her own as her parents were busy searching for that elusive prince, decided to take a walk. She wanted to catch a frog because she thought that a frog would make a great pet. She also wanted to kiss a frog because she heard that, sometimes, when frogs got kissed, they turned into handsome princes. And who wouldn’t go for that? So she walked toward the pond, carrying her favorite golden ball. The only problem was that the pond was dried up because there was a terrible drought. The princess went off and finally found a large patch of weeds in the spot where there had formerly been a pond. This annoyed the heck out of her.
She wondered why the Royal Team of Gardeners had not dug up all of those horrid weeds. She had complained to them but they muttered something about soil erosion so she decided to go shopping instead at the Princesses R Us Shoppe. She purchased tiaras in her favorite colors: emerald and ruby. She thought that the tiaras would be bedecked with emeralds and rubies and was disappointed that the tiaras were cheap little things that had been painted emerald and ruby. She donated the tiaras to a pre-school, where the little girls dressed up and pretended to be princesses. |
What a fun tale! I love your sense of humor!! I have never heard of a fractured fairy tale before, so I will be sure to give this a try since I love to write. Thank you for the inspiration…I look forward to reading more of your tales. 🙂
I am visiting from the Ultimate Blog Challenge. I love your fractured fairy tale. The outcome is fantastic. You did an amazing job with details and pulling me into the story. As a blogger and wanna-be author, I am definitely going to have to attempt writing some fractured fairy tales. Excellent post.
I like the end it made me smile, but given how you wrote it I could see it coming, but it was still funny!
Cute! It does seem like a fun idea to write one. Maybe my son and I can do it sometime. Or my mom, too, of we wait until she's with us. Neat!
That is such a cute story! I have lots of story ideas but sometimes I just can't get them from my head to the paper.
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Ha ha! Now (this is true) I took a picture of a dead frog about two weeks ago. I would never publish it on my blog but…hey, maybe it's time to write a fractured story about it. Or not.